No doubt there are more

Things Wayne said. Or sang.

Does a chicken have lips?

Rock of ages cleft for me hardly ever. Rock of ages Clef TV almost every time. (This he sang. We had an appliance store in Santa Monica--Clef TV.)

You heard about the cock-eyed seamstress? She couldn't mend straight. (He said it. I didn't.)

How long is a Chinaman--with or without the question mark.*

And, of course, what time does the Chinaman go to the dentist? Two thirty.*

Does it have nuts in it?

The one I've written before about the book we saw as we waited in the Albertson check-out line. You Were Once A Dot. Wayne said, with no hesitation, Anwar Sadat right now.

A few jokes he may have made up. I never heard them from anyone else. 1. The old guy whose hearing was getting worse. 2. The employee sent to the company psychiatrist. 3. The horse who went into the bar.



*Very politically incorrect and perhaps offensive to Chinese men. I apologize.